Frankenhooker did it first.

A long time ago, I was covering an awards dinner and got to sit at the same table as Lupe Ontiveros. She was absolutely delightful and very kind—made me feel like I was an old friend. I was hoping to interview her for the magazine I was writing for, but the publisher said no because she skewed "too old" for the…

When none of us were looking.

Hmm. Maybe he just puts an ice pack in his pants, then.

Vestka?

VVRPD was my fave (Vat Vould Real Petra Do?).

I'm guessing preternatural amounts of Xanax.

It's insane, that guy's taint.

His wife and children hate him most of all. I mean, from the looks of it.

Lieberman is a jackass and a half. Possibly two whole jackasses.

Did you include a representation of the Lord Brahma?

Between this and finding out Kevin Meaney passed this weekend, I am glum. Okay, fine, and the Dodgers lost. Stupid 2016!

Saturday - The Fall of the House of Dodger
Sunday - The Accountant

Or a giant goat.

Yeah, I'm never gonna hear the end of it from my 10-year-old niece and nephew, as well as by BIL. UGH.

I take half a dose if I need to stay awake but calm, and a full pill for knocking myself the heck out (e.g., when flying because that is just damn far off the ground for me).

What Series? The baseball season is over. Time for hockey! *chugs a 40*

It's true! We're the worst!

I try to tell my friends that the Cubs were just better, but then I recall the exchange between the father and son carnies who squatted in Homer's house and I deflate. I showed up to the reunion about a half-hour before the game ended and got my first beer right after :D

It puts a lot of stress on the joints, I guess, so when my doc diagnosed arthritis in my knees, he said I needed to go more low impact and suggested the elliptical. The treadmill contributed to developing plantar fasciitis in my heels. With the elliptical, my knees are less irritated and the other problem is almost…