I’m the only female mortician at the funeral home where I work. I work with a gaggle of Neanderthal men with the combined IQ of six, all misogynistic, racist, anti-Semitic, homophobic (and shockingly Trump-supporting!) Philistines. I am calling in sick tomorrow and the place will no doubt burst into flames without the…

Never forget him walking away from a live interview on CNN.

I don’t know about you but I feel so much safer now that these dangerous criminals are off the streets. / s 😤😈

HA HA HA HA REMEMBER WHEN TRUMP PROMISED WE’D BE TIRED OF ALL THE WINNING?!?

I’ll take what I can get, but it’s incredibly fucked up that speaking with Russian officials during the campaign might prove more harmful to this shitstain’s political wellbeing than his long history of virulent racism. But hey, THAT’S AMERICA!™ 

Not to mention, he is directly responsible for her husband’s death since he completely botched that raid and then tried to blame the Generals involved. How do you think the Republicans would have responded if Hillary had trotted out one of the Benghazi widows as a political prop?

If I wanted to watch a crazy, egomaniacal, thrice-married rich moron read words he didn’t write without any feeling or conviction, I’d watch a Tom Cruise movie.

I felt the exploitation of the widow and his smirking at the length of the ovation was reprehensible. Her husband’s body is still warm and Trump has her up as a political prop. Disgusting.

National Harbor has gotten so Gucci these past couple years. Y’all remember when it was just a sand pit with a Peep store and the weird statue?

Stop with the lies! This is the un-photoshopped picture

I think we all know these people’s answer: No, trans people shouldn’t use either bathroom. They should stay home and out of public, or preferably disappear altogether. They’re not genuinely worried about trans people molesting little kids*, they’re upset that trans people exist and that society is ready to start…

“Buy Ivanka’s stuuuuuuuuuuff”

It’s almost like politicians shouldn’t be writing legislation about medical practices they know nothing about. I mean, I don’t show up at circuses and tell lion tamers how to do their jobs, anymore than I want them stopping by my classroom with tips on pedagogy.

There are bigger crowds around the free sample carts at costco.

Oh they happened. There was also an Orthodox Jewish reporter who asked about an uptick in antisemitic attacks in the country since Trump became President. Trump promptly called the reporter “a liar”.

They happened.

After you stopped watching to write this, he asked a black reporter to set up a meeting with the black caucus, blamed an uptick in Nazi graffiti on “the other side,” and, fuck, probably a few other things but I’m high now because weed is medicine and I’m very sad.

I have a friend studying for the bar and she deleted all social media and has been asking me for occasional current event updates. It’s so hard to not be like “why bother with the bar? Everything is terrible and we are all going to die.”