I unabashedly love the MWOF columns about SNL, in particular. But I did chafe at the "Millennials be like this…" comment re: "The Chanukah Song." Don't become that guy, Nathan.

They were made of overdone bacon.

It sounds like an Orwellian status. Big Brother has declared you persona unpopula.

You win this board. It is decided. But now I want Brian Cox as Alfred.

Does this count as the "out of arguments, cite Hitler ftw" attempt?

Seconded. I've been seeing the ads and asking out loud, "How long could that possibly last? Eventually, a principal must be selected." Turns out the people who get paid to make these things are steps ahead of me. Good to be reminded of that sometimes.

No, I'm aware. Just making snark about the arbitrary category nonsense between this show and the Emmys. Still, this show has taken a hard, hard turn into drama since then.

This is what happens when the Emmys classify a show as a comedy or drama based on episode length. This doofy young comedian signs on to a biting comedy and is later given the type of character arc that has scared off the likes of Mandy Patinkin in the past.

Yay for Chris Stuckmann! I am a subscriber of his. Good reviews, big nerd. Good natured. No stupid character or gimmicks or sketches that nobody wants.

Never forget: Gene Simmons has "a bag with a dollar sign on it" trademarked. Because that's a Gene Simmons thing to do, and always has been.

*reads headline* "Mom! The Internet is being the Internet again!"