"I always forget about the average fake field goal pass for a touchdown from a punter that would have probably clinched the game for Green Bay if incomplete."

Fuck you ESPN. Fuck you right up the ass.

Well this is an incredibly selfish write-up, it's also what is wrong with our country.

He forgot how to physics.

"white people are still too eager to attack them."

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For the only featured comment on this article, I have to say- I'm glad you only have 6 stars.

thanks. I dunno, lots of people like beer. We're gonna do some liquor too, but I think this'll always be more beer focused. I'll click the mockery link of out courtesy, but in general I just figure everyone mocks everything, don't much care about any one instance.

Shes only there for the sponsorship. She offers nothing else.

Lol. Gets angry with someone elses viewpoint being different to his own. Says other person cant comprehend viewpoints that differ to his.

You dont understand the sport at all.

True, but as an Android user I'd be a hypocrite to insult Apple for this. Copying your competitors and then trying to come up with a feature good enough for them to copy is just how it works now.

must combat catchy song with mothra themed song of my own... Before... It's... Too late!

commie.

respect for anything seems less common to me these days but that could just be a skewed "get off my lawn" observation.

Then bust the passenger window and assault his wife, right?

The ironing is delicious.

I miss Bernie Williams. My second-favorite Yankee of the 90s.

Ignoring the joke, they aren't even rivals.

Does Patty Kane count? Because otherwise it's Kaner, and that falls outside your theory. A solid theory otherwise though.