You’d think but obviously they don’t. When it comes to paying money for a safe place to stay, “you’d think” isn’t good enough. This is why hotels are regulated and why such safety regulations aren’t suggestive.

When I was little, I used to just stare at her. Stare. I wonder if, inwardly, she thought I was a creepy kid. (Re rip, thank you.)

“But really though, I can find beauty in most women.” Same here. A lot of people would (and have) disagree with me, But I think Marcia Gay Harden has one of the most beautiful faces I’ve ever seen.

Or as we like to call them “Bear Pinatas”.

You, random person reading this comment. You are the most beautiful.

I spent a year of my life working for Disney so I can promise you this, simultaneously people die on Disney property and no one dies on Disney property.

If you marry her— strike that, reverse it. ;)

You’re missing the point. When it comes to the death of a loved one, money matters very little. No amount can relieve the pain.

Mother, followed shortly by my girlfriend.

i love the idea of this above libertarian smugly typing out that comment like “i’ll show these typically soft leftists whats up”

....the tree had been dead for two years, so a basic yearly landscape inspection would have prompted a pretty simple “let’s remove the swing attached to the tree that will instantly collapse and kill anyone who swings on it.”

SHOCKINGLY, amenities at hotels are inspected for safety- pools, gyms, saunas, ect. Most likely, had this been a hotel, safety standards would’ve meant that the swing wouldn’t have existed in the first place. I know, I know, logic is hard sometimes for the “any regulation is the death of everything because…

It’s a convenient protest. It requires participants to act like a bit more of an asshole during their otherwise uninterrupted day.

I love how a certain group of loud-mouthed Christians are also all about guns. Did they forget the part of the Bible where God commanded “Thou shalt not kill?” Or the many parts where Jesus condemned violence?

#blackcoffeematters

Christmas iconography like snowflakes, which were on the cups last year.

Job 5:31: and lo the Lord didst punish Job by forcing him to drink only the coffee left in the Starbucks at 9:00PM, and wouldst not allow him to have a fresh cup.

John 6:55

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

I don’t know. They may have a point. Those cups don’t look anything like the ones Jesus drank his Gingerbread Lattes out of.