You save bread.

Let's just pretend I stood up to applaud this. But I don't really feel like standing up just now because that looks funny at work.

Oh, this. This a thousand times.

Ladies, gentlemen, and others, I give you the magnificent Jim Cooke.

Stand up straight for heaven's sake.

"From the arras" is the part that wins. A+

Diagnosis: Gremlin.

I just came here to say that this gave me the biggest boner.

^ caused me to audibly snort.

It is incomprehensible to me that Imitation Game gets a Best Director nomination over Selma. I found the former to be an interesting story told in a competent, workmanlike but not revelatory way. The latter was masterful in its storytelling, visual framing, and performative cohesion. You know, DIRECTING.

That's why I'm 10000% down with mandatory voting. One of your choices is NONE OF THE ABOVE. Election Day is a national holiday. Absentee/early voting for a month prior. Done.

This needs all the stars.

The classic Stockard Channing "strafing" technique. She is the best.

Rule Number One in our house: If you're not doing it, you don't bitch about how it's getting done. It works for: cleaning, child-rearing, laundry. It's the baking soda-and-vinegar of interpersonal relationships.

That's such a great play.

Thank you for this. I have had this thought in a very vague way, and this just snapped it into focus.

Oh these two. I feel like I watched them grow up. They've always been so sweet together.

I have been cheering Costa Rica so hard this Cup because it's as close as I'm likely to get to seeing Wales there.

Exactly. Looking forward to Women's World Cup next year!

I will put in a plug here for herroom.com and their very thorough fitting quiz — it's super detailed and will give you suggestions for styles and brands. If you have been properly fitted and know your size but still haven't achieved bra joy, this should be your next stop.