Does Mr. Lee vet his tomatoes? Officials from San Marzano, Italy, estimate that 95% of tomatoes that call themselves San Marzanos here in the U.S. are fake, and the San Marzano brand with the white label says right on that label “Grown Domestically in the U.S.” Can he confirm he’s really scoring the real thing, and…

This is so wrong that I’m just not going to give you the argument you crave, Claire. Walking away now.

You’re literally on the wrong side of history.

A friend mentioned yesterday that he recently had a urethral biopsy, and I can’t wait to show him the photo of the hot dog with the thermometer sticking out. You can’t buy memories like that.

I use Social Fixer to hide all “Shared Memories,” along with tons of other useless things.

App developers of America, I’d love to be able to point my phone’s camera at a line of taps and have an overlay tell me which beers are truly local and which are from Big Beer. Maybe someday BeerMenus or Untappd will add that, but there’s a lucrative niche if you get there first.

I’m not in front of my Mac, but you can’t just “head to Library,” right? Isn’t it a hidden folder? You’ll need to use the Go To Folder command. Plus, there are at least three Library folders. Root level, in System, and in the user’s home directory. Which is the right one? Plus, since they’re system folder (even the…

The worst part is the people who argue, “No, it’s ‘s.’ It stands for ‘savings time.’” It turns out that, in many jurisdictions, it’s either illegal or just strongly against cultural norms to shake them violently and shout, “THEN WHAT’S THE POINT OF AN ABBREVIATION, YOU TOOL?”

Let’s say you’re telling the funniest joke anyone ever told about 9/11. And slowly it starts to penetrate: The audience isn’t just on your wavelength. Oh, it isn’t your fault, but your savvy phrasing and exquisite timing aren’t enough to carry these yokels. There’s one way out and it works every time.

Uh, the reason I buy window seats is so I have a window. Bring a mask or one of those pillows you drool into.

I’ve never once thought the fractions of a second an SSD might save were worth the extra expense and diminished capacity. If your computer is that slow, upgrade the whole thing. If not, the highest-capacity hard drive you trust and can back up (because trust is an aspiration and backups are the real world) is the best…

I mean, I’ve bought Rogue Amoeba’s stuff for a long, long time, but either the magnificence of this app did not shine through despite the glowing prose or $50 is an insane price for this.

I thought city hams were wet-cured and country hams were dry-cured?

C’mon, Patrick, we all know Amazon sucks. Go to your damned local artisanal video game store. And pay cash so the transaction fees don’t bite into their margins.

I was alive when Kennedy was president. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

No idea how to do that, or why I would, which is why I assumed you meant that literally. 
 
That said, I sent feedback complaining about the message, and Team Google Pay seems to have figured out the problem, as I’m now allowed to enter my card information, at which point GP tells me it doesn’t support my credit union.…

My local corner food-serving bar had a big “Kids Eat Free 4 - 7 p.m.” sign from the day it opened. That said, it just shuttered for good, so there’s that.

I also judge people by how they hold spoons. This is a good start of curing those sad sacks too.

It strikes me as a very valuable resource to have warnings that photos that include you are being shared, in case you don’t want that. Facebook is giving users a tool to help us keep friends (or complete strangers who take a selfie while we’re walking behind them) from oversharing.

Does it have classic WB cartoons? The Boomerang app sucks.