This film would change most people’s perspective regarding the offense they take at the “cruelty” of hunting.

Entirely wrong.

Excuse pedantics, BUT:

My most-detested modern speech pattern. It’s only made worse when it’s coupled like this: “So ... yeah.”

I’m not just giving this a star, I am giving this a full sentence as a compliment!

I came here to see if anybody else was old enough to remember, and I feel good that there is.

Some people are fans of the Houston Texans. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Texans. This 2015 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group

When I was a teenager, Penthouse Forums were the greatest things ever. Best quote ever in one of those letters:

Back in 2005-06 this little bastard gave me some of the most exciting moments of my life as a sports fan.

This is something you would only see on (A) an unbelievably wealthy man, or (B) a group home resident.

Beefy Douchey Dude = Patrick Kaleta, right?

Hate to say it, but ......

How is this not here yet?

It looks like they think his helmet needs to be as big as his belt.

I’ll see your High Life, and I’ll raise you with the Great Outdoors in a Glass!

I drink waaaaay to much coffee and sometimes when I think I’m only going to fart I draw mud.

You’re damn right “who cares.”

I have to admit this is awfully bold.

Goose flesh. Just wow.

This is really beautifully played.