I have thought about naming a future dog Barkevious as well. He can be Barky for short, so that I don’t have to explain Barkevious to people who don’t watch the NFL.

You could add Meatspin to those three and make it a Mount Rushmore

I disagree, simply because of the popularity of the Dallas Cowboys. You could probably answer them to 25% (obvious exaggeration) of NFL team trivia questions and you’d be right.

Dangit Bobbeh!

None of them knew that Tom Landry coached the Cowboys. Just, wow.

“#TradeEveryoneButKane” Even Eichel?? 

Speed killed in those games. I was always the Tampa Bay Lightning in NHL 2004 because they had Martin St. Louis and Alexander Svitov, both of whom were burners.

Yay, down to just two Sixers!

The first rule of your fantasy team: Nobody outside of your league gives a shit about your fantasy team.

33 sounds about right. While obviously a Top 5 1-A (I refuse to use FBS and FCS) team is going to be a heavy favorite over a 1-AA team, Appalachian State was the two time defending 1-AA national champions. There’s no way that line was 45. Howard was 2-9 last season, and even though UNLV wasn’t good last year (4-8), a…

What do you mean? USC has been there for years.

Today’s game is going swimmingly as well, with Aaron Nola (our alleged ace) allowing three runs in the bottom of the first against the nearly-as-crappy Marlins. I’m sure all 150 fans in attendance are enjoying this immensely.

I’m trying to have faith in Doug Pederson; mixed results so far. Chip was a terrible hire. Seemed like the right choice at first since he was the anti-Andy. Turned out his ego was way too big for him to be a successful NFL head coach. He was somehow worse than Jim Tomsula in San Fran!!

Andy had to go bruh. Fourteen years is plenty of time to give someone to build a champion and he could never do it. His first six years were great but in his last eight, he finished last more often than he finished first. Poor drafting at the end of his tenure did him in.

Actually it was Game 7 in which the Bs were up 3-0. Nonetheless, the Flyers did overcome two 3-0 deficits in the same series. Shame they couldn’t finish the job in the Finals.

I work for Comcast, handling FCC complaints. Somehow, this will be our fault.

"Say hi and introduce yourself. Normal human stuff. Don't do any pickup-artist shit, like vaguely insult our hair or ask us a "zany" question or whatever. We're onto you, and we hate it."

That dude looks like a real winner. He also forgot the #1 fact about his fantasy football team: Nobody gives a shit about his fantasy football team.

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