At this point, I don't think it will make any difference. I mean, twice a day, he does something that would disqualify any other candidate. He just went to Ohio and told a bunch of his fans that he made up "Drain the Swamp" and "I hated it!" So, what can he do?

I don't remember the first movie I hated, but my dad used to take us to the Studio Theatre in San Bernardino, a run-down movie palace that had a double, sometimes triple bill. He always show up 45 minutes into the feature. "It's OK, son, you can watch the start of it after the next movie is over." And he'd do that,…

Really depends on what they ate though. The deer you get here in California eat mostly grass, so they taste kind of grassy. I keep hearing that venison sausage is good stuff. I could be persuaded.

"I like my wrestling impresarios to not be blown up in a car. Sad."

It's not global warming, it's heel heat (TM). Sorry, I seem to be losing my mind a bit, these days.

He stole the hearts of millions with his criminally good rap!

Don't denigrate my love of diminutive plants!

Why you would almost think that he offers nothing of value!

And a concert ticket I'm still waiting to get a refund on.

Two things etc.

"I don't even know how I can fit in the same room with your massive intellect!" - Brother Theodore Gottlieb, to David Letterman

I'm crrrushing your face!

And they don't get limp, but become this long tube of hard congealed grease. The AV club etc. But it's true!

I grew up in the Inland Empire and I always heard about the McDonald Mansion, up on Little Mountain in San Bernardino. In Berdoo, that kind of money can go a long way.

I still have a soft spot for Night Shift, although the premise hasn't aged very well. " It's ok, the ground broke my fall."

The KGB chicken, mind you. And Goose Gossage ( if memory serves) saying that Joan Kroc was "poisoning the world with her hamburgers". She owned the Pods for a while, pretty sure that Ray was long gone by that time.

Please don't give her any ideas, the next unfunny schtick will be about diarrhetic toilet splash back.

College football games, generally some really horrific liqueur like Goldschlager or peppermint schnapps. Impossible to wash out also.

It would be worth it just to say "Did you see the new Steely Dan?"

The only kind of cigarettes I can give you is Three Nuns: None yesterday, none today, and none tomorrow.