That, my friend, is the definition of "win-win"!

Those geniuses?

Binders full of beer

Maher/Shkreli cage fight. Everybody loses.

I went there last year! The Chinese call it Changbai Shan. A lot like crater lake. Xi Jinping has been there at least twice and the weather was foggy both times. Me and my wife and her family lucked out and it was perfect. Her home town, Changchun, is a few hours' drive from there. Dongbei-ren are the best people in…

That's correct, but to paraphrase George Orwell, the same could be said about a boot to the face.

He reminds me of Jerry Lewis, who is 90 years old now. Even the side stories are weird. I read this article where Dean Martin had a really popular restaurant in LA (Hollywood IIRC), so Jerry tried to one-up him with a restaurant nearby that failed. It seemed like such a weird, vindictive thing to do. But, like I said,…

Worth reading just to read about him trying sneaking in.

When you get to Heaven or where have you, just show them your avatar. That's like a VIP ticket. (and a great album)

RIP Bobby. He has the best Scopitone video (well, him and the Kessler sisters doing Quando Quando Quando, which is just peace and plenty forever and ever). Check it on YouTube: Bobby Vee The Night Has a Thousand Eyes Scopitone. If you fall into the Scopitone hole, as I have many times: You're welcome.

Racist junkie. Whattya need, a road map?

But he gets results, chief!

Being interred in small pants. We're big pant people!

Well I think that's a bad idea because (cont)…

As somebody wrote here before, he has great comic timing. I'll miss jokes like ""Here we are, my 8th and final appearance at this unique event and I am excited. If this material works well I’m going to use it at Goldman Sachs next year. Earn me some serious Tubmans."

Two words: Band camp.

Unless he followed it up with "I saw it at the Cinerama Dome on a couple hits of window pane. I was on that spaceship, man."

But us Swift Boaters wanted justice!

I have a TRF radio receiver. This was a technology that was obsolete in the late 1920s, and requires an A and B battery and a high impedance speaker.oh, and like a 50 foot roll of wire for the antenna. I'll finish this someday, just because it is so weird.

The phrase about Snoop Dogg "stoned into a state of grace" was worth the read. Very enjoyable.