The 'friend zone' is alive and well. I used to agree with this song too, which is stupid and selfish. What it's really saying is, don't come to me with your problems if we can't have sex afterwards. And I used to wonder back then, why wasn't I getting any dates?

My favorite is when he tells her she can never say "nest" or "egg" in any conversation, after their kerfuffle.

You're not getting your movies back.

It's just too LA for me.

Uncle Meat, because King Kong

The Flo and Eddie stuff from the 60s and early 70s is pretty unlistenable as well. Ugh, Billy the Mountain. Although Eddie are you kidding is pretty good.

Little umbrellas almost makes me mad, because it's such a beautiful, soulful song, and it's not trying to demonstrate how complicated a song can be, just for its own sake. Maddening because I wish he could have done more of that. Hot Rats is good too.

I'd prefer to see their faces distended, like that guy on the rocket sled from the '50s.

The first few posts here seem to be written in another language, but I wasn't aware of any backlash to #nevertrump conservatives. I'd think they were the only sane ones left, while the others are just Good Germans, following orders.

Tom Waits. I was in Calistoga a few weeks ago, it would have really helped if he was the one saying "this one is woody, with some grassy overtones." Especially if he worked at that winery that looks like a fake castle. Everything sounds better in his voice.

Nathan's back, which makes up for a lot.

The Bern reminds me of your grumpy neighbor who you woke up with loud lovemaking. Look, I'm glad you love each other, but could you keep it down? I'm trying to sleep here.

Upvoted for the Great rock n roll Swindle reference.

I always have them tied into going to Tower Records, reading Fangoria with my friend Tom, and then renting one at the rental store next door. I saw at least two of these and they have made no dent in my psyche, except thinking about how drunk and stoned I was for so much of my time back then, and how much time I…

Dan Ackroyd's Nixon was good also. "Well, Abe, you were lucky. They shot you!"

I was born here, and I like MadTV better also, but that is a very, very low bar. Watching a refrigerator defrost is funnier than the last 30 years of SNL. I liked the wannabe hard guy Bobby Lee and his Dae-Woo, baby!

They don't melt steel beams either.

"…even though we're not allowed back at the Eiffel Tower."

Abominable!

Erm, to use my best Johnny Carson imitation: I…did not know that. A company I worked for bought a Norwegian company, naturally we got "Viking" hats at the party. The horrible stereotyping continues!