Really? They hit Dyson?

Due to the increase in violence of these threats, the safety of our children is the main concern.

Lincoln Chafee seems like a more chipper, but approximately as confused, version of Tom Coughlin.

“See, now here’s a high character guy who is going to be great.”

I believe Utley deserves an even harsher punishment: send him back to the Phillies.

Helmet catch. I actually cry once per day thinking about that. Mainly because I think of Mercury Morris smiling smugly watching it.

Reporter: So Greg, did you see that beautiful photo from the game?

Here’s my question for the gentleman: Did you see the team they were playing against?

How did you get Andy Dalton to model for this post?

“I haven’t seen a bigger mess to clean up since... well, Saturday I guess.”

I really didn’t think there could be a more Rex Ryan-y team than the Jets, but all these videos are proving me wrong. It’s like a match made in heaven.

“Oh, so now you guys start emphasizing butt hygiene.”

Heh, you guys are dumb — he said American doll hairs.

They say judge not lest ye be judged, Lee Judge.

Talent is one thing, and schemes are another, and every NFL team has to find the right scheme for the right personnel.

If you think that’s bad, you should hear what he said about his own secondary.

Baker: Those were the days. I was an NBA star, and even besides the millions of dollars I was bringing in, the world was my oyster. I was on my way to winning a gold medal at the Olympics, the noblest of all athletic competitions. Once Vince threw down that dunk, I knew the world could not stop us. At that moment, I…

Funny, I thought Memphis was famous for ribs, but I don’t see any.

“The thing here isn’t that Broussard got a Caps Locked report wrong...”

If he’s anything like his brother, I expect he’ll simply ride off into the sunset, and summarily wipe out.