I imagine this made an apperance #Benghazi

I don’t get the hashtag he used.

God dammit what is so difficult about this. Step 1: do not diddle children. Step 2: repeat. Simple.

“Why would that be hard for Stevie Wonder? Wake up, sheeple!”

...there is a good chance that a team like TCU, which got boned by the selection committee last year...

Baseless conspiracy theory: Did Goodell pick a 4 game suspension for Brady to build up massive hype around the Pats-Colts game?

Salutations, my savages.

Jesus, it’s sickening. Drake has taken being a bandwagon fan to a new level.

This is bullshit. Tom Brady had a fall guy in Dorito Dink and look where it got him.

This makes Aaron Rodgers’ performance of “End of the Road” all the more poignant.

This must be uncharted territory for Pat Haden — I don’t know if he has any experience dealing with a coach who says stupid things he later regrets.

It took 17 years, but Ryan has finally been surpassed as the most disappointing Leaf to come from a WSU.

He’s just a big, big Waterworld fan?

Who shot? J.R.

Whereas Jayson Williams will never stop doing uncool stuff off the basketball court.

“If all you’re going to write is negative (expletive) then none of you need to be here!”

In a similar vein, do you know his position on Deez Nuts for 2016?

I think they should have two kids compete for one scholarship in an “opening scramble” a la the XFL. I’d watch that.

So much plagiarism, crazy. Looks like there will be lawyers!

Things are going to get heated when Deez Fallopiantubes finally announces her candidacy