Whoa, that’s pretty next-level

Two of these bad boys from Amazon is probably twice what I’ll need to hand out this year, and it works out to $0.17 each piece. Then I can decide if I want to hand out anywhere from one to eight pieces to each kiddo.
Bonus: it’s actually only $0.14 each with my subscribe and save discount, plus they won’t be delivered…

I don’t get as many kids since I moved to a new house, but my own experience for being a ‘neighborhood candy hero’ is to skip the candy bars and get full sized bags of Sour Patch Kids. 

If they are good about security, everything like that should be hashed...

If action movies have taught me anything about car thieves, they can drive it better than you and also jump it over buildings and into military aircraft.

“M*A*S*H* is the story of a man who’s constantly depressed because he saw a chicken die on a bus this one time”.
-Sammy B

Everyday I wake up, and all the problems that I was trying to avoid by going to sleep the night before are still there. In fact, some of them have gotten worse to varying degrees! Why can’t I just have standalone days, that don’t have any connection to the larger Yellowfoot Universe?

The only way you didn’t see this coming is a complete ignorance of the source material. The Watcher, for all his monologuing, is constantly interfering with events that he observes. The whole “I cannot, will not interfere” was basically a Chekov’s Gun line, of course he can and will.

But if every story is just part of the next story, why bother paying attention to any story at all?

I might be in the minority on this...but hard disagree.

What you have to understand about Conservatism is at its core, it is about preserving an in-group protected by the law but not bound by it, and an out-group bound by the law but not protected by it.

He's identifying the client's class in the hierarchy.

Rolling coal when a person is in the vicinity and when the individual rolling coal intentionally or knowingly causes that excess exhaust to contact that bystander is AT A MINIMUM an assault. They are causing their vehicle to “spit” on a living, breathing, human being that is worthy of dignity and not having his or her…

My client is a young man in high school with college aspirations.

Texas is a failed state. I’m sooo incredibly sick of these fucking idiots being allowed to pull this shit. ENOUGH. To bad he was allowed to walk away from the scene.

Another daily reminder that Texas is a third-world state.

If you’re old enough/judged responsible enough to drive a vehicle on public roads, you’re old enough/responsible enough to face adult charges for vehicular crimes.

I bet if it was COVID-15 he wouldn’t mind catching it at all.

Counterpoint: sometimes roads bend.

This was also an issue with the Edsel Villager, as I recall.