You could buy a comfortable ergonomic desk chair instead. Even my $100 ikea desk chair is just fine for long periods of sitting.

She says “I don’t think there’s a light switch down there” as her hand is almost touching the very visible switch at the top of the stairs... 

A few years ago I was at a dealership and my salesman “forgot to take my keys out of his pocket and went on a test drive with another customer” while I waited for the GSM to come finish negotiations. It was only when we failed to come to terms and I was ready to go that I discovered that they “couldn’t find my keys”.…

For anyone who works in an office there is no reason to carry a knife, plenty of scissors around or just keep one in your drawer if you really feel you need it.

For anyone who works in an office there is no reason to carry a knife, plenty of scissors around or just keep one in…

I’m sure others have already said but:

I’m sure others have already said but:

But why would I need to rip something open at my front door instead of just walking it to my desk where I can sit and comfortably open it using the knife in my top drawer?

But why would I need to rip something open at my front door instead of just walking it to my desk where I can sit…

100%! One of my neighbors returned to Los Angeles after traveling to Vegas just after the 10 day mandatory quarantine was imposed, when I sent him the notification his response was “who’s going to enforce that?” and he and his wife went right back to their regular habits.

My 2 cents, the Anker Q20's have decent sound quality but mids are pretty muddy so beware if that kind of thing bothers you. You can often get them for $20 off though, and at $40 they’re definitely worth having for cheap noise cancelling.

My 2 cents, the Anker Q20's have decent sound quality but mids are pretty muddy so beware if that kind of thing…

So the best sounding smart speaker is the homepod, except the sonos offers better sound?

So the best sounding smart speaker is the homepod, except the sonos offers better sound?

“People love to call assholery on those that don’t return the cart for some holier-than-thou reason.”

Yeah, this was one of the dumbest takes I’ve read in a long time.

Seriously, why are we shaming them for investing in real estate?  Would you rather have Kristen and Dax as your landlords or some shitty investment group (looking at you Irvine Company) that could care less about you as a human and just wants a profit?  Do you really think that the vast majority of landlords aren’t in…

Do you normally get straddled during a massage?  If so you may (or may not) want to go to a classier establishment.

Maybe you wouldn’t feel the need to apologize if you were a bit more considerate of the people you share the planet with?

God you’re dumb.

He’s a unique breed though. 

I mean he said “shop” in the backyard.

Like 18 mpg is a good thing....

Completely agree with the last two paragraphs. Part of the reason I put ~12,000 miles a year on my motorcycle and ~3,000 on my car is because I’m typically traveling alone so why take a larger vehicle that is worse for the environment if I don’t have to. Unfortunately I pass a ton of SUVs and trucks with a solo driver…

Sorry, you’re right I got you wrong. I didn’t realize you were in the too much free time / writes long diatribes on the internet to feel smart camp. Obvious mistake on my part in hindsight.

Jalopnik is populated by car lovers with bad takes on motorcycles, so the stars and comments mean very little in the real world…