It’s twice now that Tom has told Erika to shut up, right?

I’m not even going to try to top this.

Vaping would be more on brand for them but they most definitely smoke the real thing

I fuckin loved Full House. Loved it. I have the seasons on DVD and watch it religiously when it was on television.

But even this, to me....it feels....wrong? Like a really surreal nightmare where everything seems normal but there’s just something...not right.

There’s something evil in that house.

“it’s a porn parody without the porn” was my particular favorite.

Proof that dogs are so saintly they don’t care if you’re literally Hitler. They like you anyway.

Really. “Stop saying true unflattering things about me, everyone!” is not a valid legal complaint.

was someone yelling “hey! people!” in an attempt to get the boo-ers to stop??

Kim says Kanye just has a “problem controlling his impulses.”

Yeah I don’t think so. This sounds like someone’s fantasy.

Get out girl, before you end up like Bran (in other words, mired in the most boring subplot of the series and the inspiration for millions of readers’ sighs and rolled eyes).

oh my god. this sounds so ridic that it has to be made up, right?

Stassi is gold as an alpha and super uncomfortable as an underling make it stop

I love how it then wound up with: “...idk, this is all just hypothetical.”

Honestly Britbrit I like where your head’s at you just have to be careful. I’ve met a lot of hot nerds who came into their looks post-high school and it’s made them into MONSTERS. And you’re like, how could you cheat on me while borrowing my car and they’re like ooooo I was never hot in high school and they almost cry…

I got that vibe well before he got his new face.

Botox and fillers that haven’t settled? Weight gain? Post-oral-surgery puffiness? Xenu’s vengeance? Xenu’s love?

Eric and Kathy, just two wacky folks being wacky!!! Just look at the billboards!!