I actually like him toned down. Zero Effect, Walter Mitty, Royal Tenenbaums, There’s Something About Mary.

He was so good in Royal Tenenbaums though! Same with Adam Sandler in Punch Drunk Love. Those movies actually make me angry because you can see they’re both talented, charismatic actors when they give half of a shit/have a good script.

Avery is probably going to get out even though there’s a big chance he really is guilty, and poor Brendan is going to rot in prison, because apparently everyone has either forgotten he exists or no one cares.

I think it's like a dog whistle. You can't hear it above a certain iq.

Do you also get the most incredulous faces? Like WHOA I AM A MAN YOU SEE ME RIGHT?

In a similar but unrelated note, I now bump into men who walk right into my path instead of moving to the side as we pass on narrow sidewalks.

Hmmm I was just thinking of Bobby’s comment. I think now that Grease is just a modern retelling of Romeo and Juliet. They’re from two different worlds and can never be together. So at the end, I think they kill themselves off screen. And the whole carnival is just those final few seconds of a fever dream they have as…

So many jokes and references sailed right over my little head...

“Celebrity” edition seems like a stretch.

I don’t think it’s objectively shameful, but it’s clear she intends it to be shaming, whether the embarrassment is from the act itself or just having very personal details revealed.

I mean, should he even be embarrassed about that? Pretty much every boyfriend I’ve ever had wants his ass played with/fingered.

While it’s not cool for Ye to slut shame Amber, it’s also not cool that Amber’s go to attack on Kanye is that he’s gay or less than a man because he’s into whatever. Buried in your links his her most recent gross tweet.

I wont claim to know the circumstances of this break up, but it sounds like for the past few years he has been the king of "WHATEVER BITCH ITS NOT LIKE I LIKED YOU ANYWAY"

so much for blac preying on rob. he’s totally gone ‘gone girl’

I have not stopped laughing over this Rob/Blac Chyna thing and I NEVER WILL.

That’s a lot of B-Listers

Why is there always someone ready to jump in with the “I KNEW HE WAS BAD ALL ALONG!” comment whenever some rape scandal comes up? Good for you, Captain Hindsight. Maybe next time use your rapist detecting superpower BEFORE there have been a bunch of articles on how he’s a rapist.

Damn Tara, that illustration is flame emoji x100

So when does Stoya start raking in all that sweet, sweet, rape accuser money I keep hearing so much about?