The funny part about this photo is it was taken at the dealership in 1993.

Anyone with half a brain knows the outriggers used in the maneuverability tests would throw this lightweight SUV to the side.

How exactly was this supposed to work out positively in this person’s mind? Shoot the bad guy, grab a burger, make honorary deputy at the police station, sleep well and open for business tomorrow?

What do Indian cars without any safety features have to do with Geo?

Or a stalled car on a blind turn...

Totally, my dad hit 4 or 5 driving that road to work, the deer, the random cross roads going right across, slanted curbs, and recessed storm drains make it a real dangerous road. I met a NY state trooper who called it the highway of death.

The urea-injected vehicles (later models) are still affected by Dieselgate, but your second sentence most certainly still holds true.

Somewhere a bearded man is yelling at his friends, “THAT 230K MILE TDI... NOT SUCH A BAD INVESTMENT NOW!!!”

You should have told your brother to stop going to Cars and Coffee after the first crash.

If he asked to borrow toilet paper, I’d tell him to just use a sock.

Can they just fire him at this point? I don’t know if it’s pride getting in the way, but he’s been daring it for months, maybe even years, now. There’s no way he forgot about ESPN giving Caitlyn Jenner an award last summer.

Has there ever been a single case of a transgender person attempting to molest a child in a restroom? I’d be more worried about my kids spending time alone with a Republican wrestling coach.

dammit, now it reminds me of a porsche wearng a gimp mask

It bothers me too - it looks like an after-thought grill delete, it looks like a blank infotainment button, it looks like a painted toupee.

Apart from the argument about whether this is a good look or not, that was damn funny! COTD funny.

I am not a big Tesla fan. And I like how that thing looks.

We’re not talking about drug dealing, stealing etc. That jail time, even if it gets him fired, isn’t going to throw him out on the hard streets where the only way he’ll get by is by going back to the hard life of... eviscerating speed limits? Nah that’s not a thing.

Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time. Let his life be ruined.

Only on Jalopnik would 150 be suggested as being the threshold for being reckless. Well, possibly Dubai has a blogsite; but they’d probably suggest 200.