"First I crash my Veyron into a lake because of a low flying pelican, now my ex demolishes my new R8! Oh dear...."

A meth lab?

Someone get me a servo and some balsa wood!

I feel like there should be more modes, I mean a valet can certainly wreck your car with 500hp. Hell, they can probably wreck it with 200hp.

It's about ethics in Suzuki SX4 journalism

My Previa has AWD and a red key.

I've driven seven different 100 hp cars, so collectively....?

There's also this one

What if I traded the spare for a hamburger a few miles back?

Fun fact, the name is part of a theme for Piaggio

If you park on an uphill, it'll just look like load leveling

Part of the problem was that by the time Kizashi got here, most Suzuki dealers had already gone away. My closest one at the time was over 150 miles away.

GT86 sales make me skeptical they'd bother with more Toyota branded sports cars in the US. There are some exciting Lexuses which sorta count.

Midsize convertible pickups

Worst is when they preface it with "like" or "not" like it's a legitimate addition to the ad.

Hey, Cousin Billie Bob's a professional!

Reports suggest he had been drinking.

Everyone was hitting parked cars at the time, he's just sorry he had to drive in an environment where he didn't have a choice.

Daewoo largely folded and their auto arm was picked up by GM and turned into GMDAT, so it's all in the family.

It looks like it's seen something horrifying. Possibly a mirror.