But Parker himself didn’t say stop so, by his own logic, not only should the journalist kept going, he should have invited two other journalists into the room to keep asking the same question.

She also has to live in Spokane so that’s punishment enough.

Victorville? STORY CHECKS OUT.

Guys. Guys! Guyssssss. It’s not like she was (whispers) a caramel latte if you know what I mean....she um.....I mean everyone should follow the law, but it’s not like she (whispers) was a chocolate chip brownie if you know what I mean. People make mistakes! All that paperwork! But it not like she was (in a loud…

My best friend and college roommate for three years is a conservative, and was a member of the college Republicans. He was (and is) an exemplary conservative and one whom I wish the party was full of.

I can’t stop staring at how different the colors are between their faces and hands. @_@

“Get that mic out of my fucking face. Take the g-damned flowers off my lap. I’m going to wipe that stupid smile off your stupid fucking face. And if you talk to me like I’m a 3 year old for another second, I may see 111 but you won’t see tomorrow”

I wish every day was some other religion’s religious holiday(where I don’t have to work).

I had a real issue with that episode of Sex and the City when Carrie stays at Aiden’s cabin in the country, and she can’t cook anyway and he has this antique stove but she somehow miraculously succeeds at making pie crust. I was all “... the fuuuuuck?”

This story is about you, and the moral of this story is that you protect the interests of women!

God’s work you’re doing, son.

This is a hilarious Nancy Cartwright story- it’s a little long, but all funny and well worth it (IMHO).

In a recent episode of iZombie, Liv said something along the lines of “The term ‘making love’ is so gross. It’s like ‘having sex’ got a publicist.” I could not stop laughing.

Also, “making love” is maybe my least favorite term for sex. It is 1000000% not what is happening when I am involved, as much as I love my boyfriend.

I totally get protesting Clinton or making your presence know there…but why has BLM never once protested a Republican event? Like not even once.

Full disclosure: I am completely biased by my own experience here. But here goes.

Just so you know, I sat here for a pretty good amount time trying to figure out where the short ends and long ends of my fingers were.