Having the sick impulse to call the cops, from the site of one of the worst flood disasters in American history, to report victims of that flood for looting a supermarket; but also: a crime

Well, two of them only need to outrun the third.

Why couldn’t the bear have eaten those people instead?

This comment is not something Kosh would do.

Holy shit, yes. These books had a huge impact on my in my formative years, and are probably a big part of why I ended up leaning so far left despite coming from a very staunchly conservative family.

“But you can’t just spend your summer eating meat...”

I THINK INTERRACIAL MARRIAGES SHOULD BE LEGAL PER LOVING v. VIRGINIA (1967) [arena burned to the ground]

Man, our generation is the worst. When our parents encountered a new phrase, they’d learn what it meant and use it accordingly. The millennial m.o. is apparently to just change the meaning of new words to whatever you feel like they should convey.

It is a mistake to limit your definition of “political violence” to riots and assassinations alone.

“You know what I like.”

The worst part is I did actually read the article. Mondays are rough.

tinfoil hat:

Fuck it, I’ll ask the question. Was the decision politically motivated? Liberty University is the most radically conservative university in the US. To call a game in a way that takes winning runs off the board after a nineteen minute delay certainly leads me to believe there was an external motivation at play.

On CNN or MSNBC (don’t remember which) this afternoon, the guy who was Assistant Secretary of Homeland Security under Obama said that Clarke is probably the absolute worst choice for the job and shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near Homeland Security.

A baby bird in the nest that opens its brightly-colored mouth and makes a peep sound will be fed by its parents. It will continue doing this until it is a fully grown bird. Meanwhile, a baby bird that does not do this will starve to death.

Every day he looks at her like it’s the first time he’s seen her. That’s just love, baby

Ahhhhhh.....shit.

But my state (Florida) is surprisingly well-run and properly-funded. So what does our idiot GOP legislature and Gov Voldemort continually try to do? Undermine it by pushing new hires in the direction of a “personal investment account” 401k-style system. In the long run, if enough people choose that option, the pension…

If I saw that goddamned bear looking through my door I’d be making brownies too.

One can point out that her faux rage over a dead animal’s (non)humiliation is stupid, while agreeing that if she just said, “Why the fuck is this guy humping a shark naked? That’s weird.” that would be a valid question. But let’s not assign human emotional responses to a (dead) ocean predator.