I don’t get nearly as much satisfaction from Sad Mike Tomlin as I do from Angry Mike Tomlin. My only regret from tonight.

Knee down is irrelevant in this case, because no defending player made contact with the receiver. You can fall down and get back up and keep running as long as you haven’t been tackled, and the way they determine whether you’ve been tackled is by asking whether an opposing player touched you on your way to the ground…

The knee had nothing to do with it, because the receiver hadn’t been contacted at that point, so he wasn’t down. According to the rule, when you make a diving catch, you have to maintain control of the ball all the way to the ground. If the ball hits the ground, it has to be immobile (relative to the receiver) at the…

Because he didn’t want to.

Because they’re concerned about their future employment prospects. Bennett isn’t; he was planning on retiring at the end of the year.

Probably depends on the team and the player’s relationship to it. He’d only been there for a matter of months, apparently didn’t love it or bond much with his teammates, and was forced to live in fucking Green Bay, Wisconsin. For all the crap the Patriots take, they clearly know how to run a much more compelling…

I had the exact same reaction, verbatim, to the kissing sequence. “What the fuck am I watching?”

U mad bro? I think u mad

Wait, is that a tramp stamp on a dude?

I’m not comfortable saying they deserve to die, but they’re not making much of a case for deserving to live.

Of course they’re Cowboys fans. Of course.

I’m still convinced that Jeff Fisher is actually Saddam Hussein in exile.

I couldn’t agree more, and I also recommend you avoid Twitter

A self-owner, really

Honestly, it says a lot more about the western half of New England.

What you really sound like is a Red Sox fan prior to 2004.

Here’s a song you can sing while you shovel all the flatbread into your mouth:

Odds are you were born with two dough hook substitutes attached to your wrists. Maybe more, if you grew up around that chemical plant in Houston. :)

Your employer owns everything you do using their facilities. They own any emails you send and even any little drawings you make in your notebook during three-hour all-hands meetings. I don’t see how this is any different. If you don’t want your employer to read something you’ve written, don’t send it through company…

I was like 9 when I read them, and I don’t remember the ins and outs, but I think it was less about policy and more about just being decent, caring people. In the case of the passage cited in the article, maybe shipping grain overseas isn’t the panacea people think it is, but I think the larger point was the need for…