Weird, you’d think a mattress company would be thrilled to have a spokesperson who was so into lying.

Tebow is the obvious beneficiary, not the obvious benefactor. The benefactor is the one giving the money.

I mean, you can call those MGS5 parasite soldiers whatever you want, but they tick every box on the supernatural checklist as far as I’m concerned. So did a good half of the villains throughout the series.

Why are those hot dogs covered in clown pubes?

Ethics? Give me a break.

Sorry man, but this is a terrible idea.

You guys should call these the Despys.

Sure! Except:

I’m pretty sure it’s called “going rouge” in Canada.

You’re missing the point. Whatever stupid bullshit was dug up extemporaneously on employees’ phones and then presented as damning evidence in a $5 million smear campaign is irrelevant, because the NFL’s own numbers say the balls did what you’d expect them to do under normal conditions, even if the NFL was too stupid…

Not to mention that basic laws of physics suggest no one touched the fucking balls. When it gets colder, air pressure decreases. The pressure in those footballs decreased by virtually the same amount that you’d expect given the difference in temperature between the locker room and the field. This is like watching…

Why in the world would Joe Paterno not have reported Sandusky one of those six times? This whole story is not one of good decision-making.

US gun laws are completely insane, and it so obviously makes everyone less safe. Not only is the gun you keep for “protection” more likely to be used on you than by you, it also makes police more likely to overreact and shoot you, too. It amazes me that there are people out there who can dress themselves in the…

I mean, this sort of thing can happen to anyone, but it happens a lot more to black people. I’ve never been pulled over when I didn’t deserve it, but it seems like all black people have at least one horror story involving the police.

Which country? This sounds like a potentially useful stat to keep on hand.

Their training has to have something to do with it. They all have this ridiculous gung-ho warrior mentality, like they’re patrolling Fallujah and not a well-off suburb of Minneapolis. Everyone is a threat. Everyone wants to kill you. It’s batshit insane, and definitely a factor in some of these murders.

The Magic community is a pretty toxic one. He’ll fit right in!

I don’t necessarily agree with a lot of what you’re selling, but this is one of the more well-reasoned and respectful posts I’ve read on this topic.

Oh, so “idiot” is OK? That’s just one more step back on the exact same track of the euphemism treadmill.

To be fair, it wasn’t LeBron’s move that everyone hated; it was the hourlong ESPN fluff session that preceded it.