Have you never seen either of these teams play? Things weren't any rougher than usual, other than all the extracurricular shoving. Which wouldn't have happened if the officials had been able to control the game. But if you think you're following the rules and you still get screwed, what other recourse is there?

Fuckin' right, dude. Totally fucking unacceptable what those cunts were shouting.

+1/2 a man

Not just alcohol, but apparently cheeseburgers, too.

You are right.

"3.) ... Every team has a weak point"

Scott Zolak? No one walks around with Brian Hoyer jerseys, either.

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+1 dropped "accessory to theft" charge that has nothing to do with your standing as a famous athlete

You can substitute any value of x and have "any x hater will say anything silly just to make x look stupid" be true. It's utterly tautological.

Yeah, that's what the word "hater" means. :p

Replace "the FCC" with "their advertisers" and you've pretty much got it.

Strung up? In Canada? He'd get anger management training, if that.

Your writing and username would beg to differ.

"I am not going to waste my time."

If you were 107 years old, you would be, too.

Is that a Penn State allusion?

I nominate this family: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2063487/Parents-named-children-Adolf-Hitler-Aryan-Nation-wont-receive-custody-newborn-son-Hons.html

Who are you punishing? Paterno is dead, Sandusky is in jail, and every other principal actor will be lucky if they only get fired. Most Penn State fans (and I'm not one, FWIW) could probably use a distraction from this whole mess right about now.

How could this list not include Dennis "Oil Can" Boyd?