One person in this couple is a beloved public figure and one of the most dominant athletes of all time and an inspiration for millions, the other is partially responsible for a platform that has neigh jackshit real world value that historcially protects the shittiest of ppl online and has proven as galaxy brained of a…

{Checks bank account} Nope!

Live by the edgelord, die by the edgelord.

BREAKING: I have obtained a transcript from this prep session:

It’s like he started on the sideburns and then was interrupted by a phone call.

He clearly went to the George Lucas School of Bad Bearding.

Sure dude! I’m totally buying that’s a jawline!

The people who call this racist are the REAL racists. 

Just think about the burden we place on that old, white man by calling him a racist. He has to carry that with him. I thought we were past this in 2018.

+1 majority opinion restricting access to safe abortions

Is this really the world we want to live in, where we scour through people’s social media posts to find something questionable they said TWO DAYS AGO to destroy their careers?  Honestly, who even cares what a school superintendent said when he was only 53 years and 263 days old?  How do you know he isn’t a completely…

The League settled on Maroon 5 after Roger Goodell misunderstood Jerry Jones’s request, “Get me someone like last time, but with less personality and who sucks more.”

GWAR got robbed. Again.

The Superbowl half-time show continues it’s proud tradition of being as exciting as a plate of steamed carrots.

Patchouli, incense, a scent billed as “pheromone cologne,” and always 12 too many hours since his last shower.

In this context it refers to people who have no idea what they’re talking about exaggerating their experience level.

Laughable to hear celebrity men criticize the modeling business which manufactures 90% of their girlfriends and mistresses. Not to mention that men’s images are boosted when they have an attractive woman at their side, whether as a date or a partner. But it’s society that’s wrong for paying these women, whom at the…

yeah I don’t care if it’s an open marriage. if my husband sexually assaulted people, i’m out.

A boy can dream. I’d prefer the guillotine, you know, for historical significance.  

I know this has been said many times, but I think it bears repeating until things finally change.