Guiliani is the type of douche lawyer that would ask what the correct ignition timing on a 1955 Bel Air Chevrolet, with a 327 cubic-inch engine and a four-barrel carburetor is, when everyone knows knows Chevy didn’t make a 327 in 1955.

They should probably just quit

God damn this gruesome, disgusting, worthless, hideous, loathsome, willfully stupid, bastard son of a bitch.

And fuck everyone that didn’t vote at all.

Commentary/gif synergy maxed out.

Technically, he only failed once. No telling how many times he tried it.

So . . . the plan was to make sure that the public relations fiasco blew back on Giuliani . . . by pre-emptively revealing that Giuliani’s client was a felon.

Every pinky ring should be, unless you’re Truman Capote, Ringo Starr or Prince.

That pinky ring should be a felony. Jesus Christ.

I think it every day.

If I was old and rich and a public embarrassment I’d just go do whatever shit gets me off until I died. Granted, maybe his shit is public embarrassment.

“I’m sick and tired of the constant vilification of these men and women who leave their home everyday, and strap a gun to their hip,” Homan blubbered, choking back a sob. “Leave the safety and security of their families to defend this nation, and to defend their neighborhoods.”

All trump supporters are racist fucking scum. There are no moderate Republicans. There is no moderate GOP. They are the party of trump. They are racists. Fuck every one of them forever.

That’s like every Dunkin Donuts in New England after 10 p.m.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Sweet. I got BirdofPrey banned. I’ve done my good deed for the day. Another racist bites the dust.

He’s gay right? I bring it up because I think there is a huge contingent of gay men that hate women and are massive bigots.

Please let there be a follow up story to this, with this lawyer getting his comeuppance! Please, please, please!

“Maybe you should get hit by a car, you piece of shit,” someone responds.

Aaron Schlossberg