Me too. I also hope Dani with an “i” realizes that implants sag, too. And that ain’t pretty either.

That was my thought exactly - that Megan Kelly hasn’t said anything bc she probably got the worst of it. Roger is probably scrubbing her bathroom floor with his tongue AND writing a big fat settlement check.

I would like a team jersey and matching hats.

I wonder if there was a good guy with a gun, nearby, cause...

I would imagine her saying “Ewwwwwww” at every position that isn’t missionary.

That’s it. You won. You won all of it. I’m hanging up my commenting hat right the hell now.

Are you referring to Prophet’s Prey? It’s so good, and those tapes made me shiver and cringe. I feel so sorry for the boys and girls born into this cult. The ones that get out and manage to flourish are - to paraphrase Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt - strong as hell.

VERY good. Cosign.

This is my favorite clip in the world.

Nailed it.

The uniform for giving up. On everything.

Agree, maybe Rachet Becky? They seem more like Chrystals or Ambers, or Brandis (obv spelled with an i).

This is my favorite ep of Parks & Rec. Easily.

agree 100000%.

Standing slow clap.

The Kartrashians are immune to fire, on top of being Valtrex and penicillin resistant.

Yup. And we’re all SPs for believing in, you know, science and facts and light years and such. I’m going to go troll her twitter now. HARD.

She was pretty into herself. Esp her humblebrag about being naturally thin after getting sick backpacking through Asia (poss India again!) and how she managed to remain thin even after being above it all and eating food and everything. I have seen her future, and it is as wife of hedge fund manager in Greenwich.

Truly heartbreaking. I have no words for how awful I feel for the girl. She’s very, very, very damaged from her experiences, and I hope she gets help. Her parents seem like they’re decent people and I hope she finds a way to be okay.

True. And if you own a corgi I am seething with envy. I want one so bad.