I hope this means that TLC will do a “documentary” series about the inner machinations of this stupid cult. Hope springs eternal.

Dennis Hof is gross. That is all.

Me TOO! I was team Logan. I hated Dean and Jess, who was the wussiest bad boy in creation. I’m also glad that other people hated Rory. I thought I was all alone.

I don’t mind Waterworld, either. Forrest Gump makes me want to smack people. It sucks poo. Also, Kyle Smith is a dingus because Goodfellas is in my top ten. The part where Ray Liotta is coked up and crazy while making meatballs makes me howl every single time I see it.

“The Unauthorized Full House Story will be making its way into our lives on August 22.”

So she’s from Cleveland?

Eeeee! So excited! Gummi worms are on their way!

And her winged eyeliner gets old after a while. She’s still good-lookin’ though. A horrible psycho on the show, but easy on the eyes. I like her with dark hair.

May I please play if I bring snacks?

NEVER EVER quit drinking. Especially over a piddly thing like a birthday house fire. That means it was a GOOD birthday! ; )

Meredith was hysterical. I loved how she was unrepentant about ho-ing for coupons for ribs.

Yeah, no cyanide. I don’t like it.

Dammit. Now I want Spinach Artichoke Dip. With sourdough bread.

I see him as being douchey and smug.

Ike Barinholtz. I love them together. ETA: Apparently he’s married to someone else, though. The Rock is a GREAT choice.

That was my exact reaction, too.

And for all we know, she does her own thing, too, and this whole Will they-Won’t they is a way for people to stay interested, ship them etc. They’re both extremely smart. Whatev. They’re doing a book, they’ll make it into a movie, and I will probably go see it, because I am a sucker like that and I’ll see anything…

I loved poor Toby. I felt for him when his Costa Rican adventure was a bust. : (

Very true. I guess it’s what works for them, the whole star-crossed lover thing. For all I know, he’s a really nice guy, but I, personally, cannot stand him. There’s just something about him that makes me shudder.

I can’t stand anything about him. I see him onscreen and I think, The Emperor has No Clothes and Crapweasel. As far as capability goes, whatever, I don’t care anymore. They’ll both make a lot of dough off this book. That’s more than I’m doing, that’s for sure.