Oh, come on, it’s not like they’re the Himalayan-Key Lime special hybrids that Goop usually uses for her vag steams/colonics/cupping appointments. She’s using regular limes! She’s sacrificing! She gets it! She’s not a dipshit with a supremely punchable face! She’s just like us!

Diplo’s no spring chicken his own self.

This gif is so white it refuses to drink blended scotch.

I came to the exact same conclusion. And with Jeb, you could try trick him into cheating on you, dump him after snitching to the press about his “family values”, then take off with half his $$ - provided you didn’t sign a pre-nup, which I wouldn’t.

I once smacked a swan on the head bc it took food out of my hand and bit me. It chased me and my older sister had to rescue me. I was two. It was in Stratford (Ontario). I'm going to see a play in Stratford this year for the first time in forever. If a swan steps to me, there will be consequences. If I also…

I once smacked a swan on the head bc it took food out of my hand and bit me. It chased me and my older sister had to rescue me. I was two. It was in Stratford (Ontario). I'm going to see a play in Stratford this year for the first time in forever. If a swan steps to me, there will be consequences. If I also see…

My thought was that I think he’s trolling for a show on Fox News. Their parents are conservative (according to Mindy) and I think he’s jealous that she has a show and he doesn’t. I also think it’s just general assholery.

I love this gif. It's so handy during times like this.