There are so many...

my parents know exactly where i got my driving habits from i have raced a lot of cars on the highway with my one of my parents in the passenger seat. including edging out a Shelby mustang in a 3500 dodge and being smoked by a turbo fox body while in my trans am.

i only have one story involving cornfields and its my uncles long story short knocked out the leader of a local biker gang at a bowling ally while hightailing it the fuck out of there after finding out from the locals exactly who he just laid out. was obviously caught by a pissed off wolfpack of bikes and after having…