And when asked if it was fair, he said, “Run for governor and you can have a residence there.”

Also Jersey Fats is making no bones about the fact he and his family will be at the governor’s house on Island Beach State park with friends.

He is such a fucking national embaressment.

What he lacks in style and technique he makes up for in a superior corner team, fashion sense, nicotine intake, and incomprehensible gibberish.

“Blink her ears” is perfect. I would also love to paraphrase Joan Rivers. If she has one more facelift, she’ll have a beard.

I am very invested in Morning Joe right now on maternity leave. Mika has enough going on with her dad dying, plus everyone has to pretend they want to go see Joe’s band! They’ve been through enough!

Exactly! The most important woman in his life has had a lot of plastic surgery. Melania, too.

It literally took me 5 seconds to find this video of someone shooting through three phone books with a Desert Eagle:

Not a Darwin he has two kids, his genes have spread.

GOD-DAMN, DO I MISS THEM *weeps and rends clothes*

Apparently, this is Obama’s fault. Thanks Obama.

I’m sorry, but Obama wore a tan suit to a press briefing. And at one point he put his feet on a desk.

Plastic surgery is ok for women Trump thinks will fuck him. Duh.

Definitely. But I’ll give him at least some credit for finally coming around and pushing back.

Morning Joe helped normalize this ass-clown.

Ironically, in “Nineteen Eighty-Four” the government mass produced entertainment (novels/movies/pornography) while pretending to be against it, in order to placate the masses. The average people were saying: “Hehe, I’m being so naughty!” And it kept them all from ever fighting back, because they were mindlessly…

In the 1980s, Richard Posner wrote ‘Amusing Ourselves To Death’, in which he suggested that, with the rise of TV (this was pre-Internet), the U.S. was in much more danger of tyranny via the path of ‘Brave New World’ than it was from a ‘1984' scenario. His point was that ‘1984' required a condition where a dictator…

You don’t be better off reading Brave New World. Much more apt.

But we were always at war with the West End!