its not like just anyone is gonna be coming up for a hug

I’ve never heard a single negative thing about Julia Louis-Dreyfus.

Nah.

In the promos leading up to the premiere of Sunday Night With Megyn Kelly, the former Fox News propagandist quips that Santa Claus is still white.

I grew up there. Let me put it this way. There is not a single congressperson who better represents his constituents than Steve king.

Or why he works for an Australian!

Yes, he was Texan.

To many Americans, there’s nothing beyond their own neighborhood. There’s just the other, out there, like places named Ubekibekibekistan, where there’s just... dragons... and the gays just spraying gay jizz everywhere.

Americans have such a shallow interpretation of what patriotism means nowadays.

Idiots can’t imagine there’s more to the world than just the US.

I escaped under the cover of darkness, grabbed a bus to Charlotte and a friend drove up to to get me. I flew back to the west coast about a week later and even on the plane, I thought they were following me and going to grab me and force me to go back. Initially, they didn’t seem crazy; I only see the crazy in…

Members can’t watch television, go to the movies, read newspapers or eat in restaurants that play music or serve alcohol.

I was a member of this place back in the early 90s. Anything you hear about them is not exaggeration.

My mind also always goes to “why an earth would anyone join a church like that when wine and Netflix exist?”. But cults specialize in targeting the vulnerable and brainwashing them.

Ah, Christian love!

I laughed. But then I remembered I live in Florida & now I’m sad. Because your statement is entirely true.

Our country in impoding.

Navárez tweet is the most Texas response ever and I love it. I swear I’ve heard my dad say the exact thing about his brothers a dozen times.

I work on the same street as these kooks, about a mile away. Good to know my taxes are paying these kids to work overtime making Texas look ridiculous.