Her dad was apparently really angry that her first marriage ended so quickly. He paid a lot for a big wedding. So he altered his will and everything went to Candy, the mom. Tori and Candy don’t get along. So Tori went from being unfathomably rich to being not. And unsurprisingly doesn’t have skills to manage it. http:…

It seems that they must’ve not filed tax returns and then failed to pay even after a million warnings.

I bet it was a show outfit she’s used in the past.

Meanwhile, at today’s meeting on feline health care.

I’ve cooked up something very special for you tonight ladies.

lol at the school counselor’s comment.

We’ve been bombing these countries for 8-16 + Years, all of a sudden it matters?

To one up the US, Russia should drop their “Father of all Bombs” bomb on ISIS next week. I mean, no harm done right, its just ISIS.

She just wants out of her contract so Bill O’Reilly can bring her into Fox News, take her under his wing and really help her career out.

“It’s my job, it’s my life,” Lahren sais. “Without that, I feel lost. When your outlet is taken away from you, when your catharsis is stripped from you, and you don’t understand why and you’re so disappointed and you’re so blindsided by it, it hurts.”

the market has spoken. It said “fuck United and all their bullshit”

sorry

America is so fucked right now because the Government has turned the keys to the kingdom over to corporations.

WHOA, Mike Pence looks a lot like Alice the maid!

Like most picnics, Sheree wasn’t invited.

Call me naive but it is a little surprising to me that the accusation of lesbianism gets so much play but the accusation of attempted Roofie-ing gets none.

It must have been too warm for his cravat.

Pops has a weird thing about never taking off his blazer either. He’ll probably be pleased with this photo.

THAT’s not the KUSH I was looking for...

You know who else is a fucking asshole? Whoever decided to add infinite scrolling to Kinja websites. I hope they get fired.

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”