HOW DO WE MAKE THIS HAPPEN. CAN WE CONTACT THE WOMEN’S MARCH ORGANIZER!!?? (CAPS FOR EXCITEMENT, NOT SCREAMING).

Seems like a good idea to me.

It’s not like he’s going to actually pay her. How many times can people keep crawling back to this sadistic leech thinking it’s going to be different with them???

She’s trying to revive a dead career by any means. I haven’t heard about her or thought about her since epiphany ten years ago.

I just... Does Rick Perry not have access to Google? Does his internet not have Wikipedia or energy.gov? Did he not take 2 minutes to Google “Secretary of Energy” and “Department of Energy” before he agreed to take that job and lead that department? I truly, truly do not understand why someone would accept a cabinet…

Pick after pick have shown themselves to know literally nothing about the jobs or fields they’re about to take over.

We’re all gonna die. *lies down covered in chocolate crumbs*

He’s not the only Republican just finding out what his job entails....

There’s nothing wrong with his body. It’s his stupid ugly punchable face that ruins it. There is just SOMETHING about those Manning men’s looks that makes me irrationally angry.

All cocks are dicks, but not all dicks are cocks.

Just you. “Cock” always seemed weird to me. “Cock” seems strictly porn-y whereas “dick” is like an everyman name for it. And me and my friends never called each other a cockhead.

Sign me up! I’ll take some of that sweet sweet protest money. And it sounds like this pays way better than “sexual assault victim, trying to ruin a man’s life for money and fame.” Although probably not as well as climate change scientest or big pharma vaccine shill. On the plus side I don’t even think it will cause a…

Now we at least know Tucker Carlson can sink a layup.

So tacky

Be sure to read the part of the story where the client who referred Maples/Trump to this stylist threatened her for turning it down: “You’re messing with the President of the United States.”

HOLY SHIT! Please let that be the disaster I dream it will be!

Tiffany might be able to squeak out a little more from the budget as a “Performer”

I assume that as with most things he does it’s about the humiliation.