Tillerson is worse. He can kill people in the long-term, as well as the short-term.

It’s hard to pick which person in Trump’s cabinet of truly AWFUL pieces of shit is the worst, but I think Sessions is it, possibly followed by Tillerson. He’s basically a Klansman sans hood.

So if they had showed up with semi-automatic rifles, pick up trucks, and a few Gadsden flags they could have hung out there pooping in a ditch, right guys? No harm no foul?

And come heavily armed and wearing trucker caps instead of suits.

They should’ve chosen a federal wildlife refuge. And been white. And ranted a lot about Obama.

he thought the Ku Klux Klan was “OK, until he learned that they smoked marijuana.

and honestly it isn’t helping much beyond keeping things just slightly fuzzy.

START?

Man that is just like my engagement story. I was putting away some groceries while my husband was doing the dishes and he said “Let’s get married” and I said “Sure”.

Sounds like he’s the Dr. Oz of forensic scientists.

Yeah, not like I’m shocked at this point. I’m horror-numb.

Thank the strain of puritanism that runs among conservatives, particularly the “religious right”. Abstinence only, and no contraceptives because that encourages you to be “slutty” or whatever.

Save this as a template...it will be very useful the next four years. I especially imagine that “Women’s Health Care” will often be the second part of that headline.

When that Jeebus guy you mentioned tells it to them in their dreams. The cognitive dissidence is strong with the GOP.

My first (and only) experience with CyanogenMod came from trying to upgrade a poor little Samsung Galaxy S II from Gingerbread. Those were some crazy times!

As someone who has the tiny top scar herself, I can tell you exactly how to avoid the asshole look just below the scar- don’t have liposuction when you have a neck lift/lower face lift. It isn’t necessary once the neck lift is done and you almost always end up with weird skin reaction/swirls like you see in that…

Surely not, and they rarely are. If you look for this, you’ll see a lot of very clean, firm jawlines on Famous People who are well over the age at which most of us no longer have that, if we once did. They didn’t all just win the genetic lottery!

For years scientists have mistakenly claimed that diamonds are the hardest naturally occurring substance. In reality, that award actually goes to Angelina Jolie’s jawline.

Enrique needs auto-tune? Before or after the mole removal? I ask because I think the mole gave him special powers.