PUPPET PUPPET PUPPET YOURE THE PUPPET

Well, we can’t expect Oklahoma to keep all those random, fracking-triggered earthquakes all to themselves, right? Collapsed buildings and buildings and mucky, oil-slicked rivers for all! Share the wealth!

I believe he called Hillary a Goldman Sachs puppet. Yes the same Goldman Sachs that employed 3 of his cabinet picks.

Good thing we didn’t elect the candidate who engages in “pay-for-play”.

small businesses around america say they need help to survive in an increasingly hostile business environment, but let me ask my small business owner friends this: why haven’t you injected your employees with steroids and forced them to battle each other on top of ladders while wearing thongs?

Cocaine is going on. Lots and lots of cocaine.

Proof? It’s 2016.

the only thing that stopped him was stepping on his own dick on Twitter.

He flew too close to the batshit sun.

I don’t think Donald is all that interested in the whacko fake news pushers that got him elected. Now he has only four years to squeeze every last cent out of this gig, and that takes experienced financial conmen. Totally different skill set.

This idiotic dipshit epitome of privilege was just weeks away from a White House gig that would have probably set him up for life (not that he isn’t already set up for life), and the only thing that stopped him was stepping on his own dick on Twitter.

“Good news, Ms. Tequila, your security clearance has been approved!”

She is just NOT a nice person at all. But sadly, she probably IS owed money by Zooey. Managers are in this terrible position because actors always try and get out of their contracts with them citing the messed up law-well, here the Hollywood Reporter says it well-

Kasich is OK with that. He believes all of those things, too. But unlike 90% of Republicans, he won’t say it out loud. He’ll just maneuver behind the scenes to accomplish those hateful things.

when unity is what we need.

You are 100% right and it is most often included in PI cases where there is a spouse. In PA, it is called “loss of consortium.” I absolutely refuse to go to TMZ for anything because I hate Harvey Levin with the power of 1000 suns and despise everything they stand for so I will assume the suit includes a loss of…

Right? Like what, does he need a bigger headstone or something?

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