Is that someone’s dick in his cheek?

It’s amazing how bad his picks are. Like I was reading a story about his pick to run medicare and medicaid and was shocked to learn that she’s actually qualified and skilled at navigating roll outs to Republican states. She also had a conflict of interest (like just about every pick of his...), but I almost don’t care…

Oh, for the halcyon days of Davis S. Pumpkins and his B-boy skeletons. A simpler time. I watch that video more than I like to admit.

No, I don’t think so. The fact that he could be a part of the “Never Trump” movement and then is willing to kiss the ring immediately after the election suggests he’s fickle and self-interested.

So Trump’s going to replace a rich white dude from Massachusetts who is boring af and couldn’t manage to land the Presidency with ANOTHER rich white dude from Massachusetts who is boring af and couldn’t manage to land the Presidency?

He’s sane, but he’s also a cruel, selfish grifter. He sees a place to profit (Mitt! Savior of the country! Even liberals respect his noble sacrifice! We should just appoint him President!) and puts himself in it. That doesn’t make him worse than any of Trump’s other picks, they’re all monsters, but it doesn’t leave…

You’ve obviously never gigged frogs and had them for supper that night.

He’s a not-fresh marshmallow

he orders his steaks well done. i bet he orders a side of ranch with everything he gets.

Good God. Where is Romney’s self-respect and pride? I don’t agree with him politically on anything but I have always thought he was a decent person. At least he had the balls to say that Trump had no business in the White House. Now he is tap dancing for him and practically begging him for a job? SMH.

Would really like to know what Mitt’s endgame is here. For a long time I was in the “Mitt is trying to do public service by going to work for someone he hates because there has to be at least one semi-reasonable person in the whole of the cabinet” but then it just seemed he’s doing a Christie. That look on his face in…

I could smell the evangelical on them both after watching like 2 minutes of the show. Mostly Chip - he has that stupid youth pastor thing going.

That would be a helluva big lawsuit.

Here’s what I hope he gets instead of that second place trophy:

No love for the Austin tower shooter?

One can actually play a game where given a place in Texas, name the notorious murder:

Dude. I watched like 6 episodes of Fixer Upper in a row right after the election in an effort to numb bad feelings, when suddenly, it hit me: Chip and Jo DEFINITELY voted for Trump. End Marathon/Resume Panic.

That’s not even in the top 100 reasons why I don’t want to move to Waco and live in a fixer upper.