Tight braids can pull out your hair along your hairline, particularly if you wear ‘em everyday for 50 years.

I literally said the same thing. I said holy shit! I had no idea she could sing, and not only that was possibly my favorite performance of the night.

That’s not likely to happen.

Jesus Christ!!!! He’s the Bill Cosby of porn, or the Jimmy Saville.

I only use bing for the rewards, and it’d be that much more awesome if they offered rewards for spotify and/or netflix. On occasion I use google when I feel like I’m not getting the right results. I also have to use google on my phone b/c I can just say “ok, google”.

I was literally thinking the same thing. I haven’t eaten there deliberately in years and honestly it could’ve been moes.

Men should only have one hair style.

Holy shit! Get out of my pervy little brain!!! I was gonna say those lips and maybe mention the hair, but I thought that would be too pervy for my comment history.

Uhm. I used to have a thing for Paul back in the day.

I think someone should make a petition asking that show to reair on CC or maybe Adult Swim, b/c it’s comedy gold. I watched it again about a year ago and it’s still laugh out loud funny.

Before anal.

Of course they’re arbitrary, that’s obvious by how inconsistent it is from state to state.

That front page full of tweets is annoying. That’s literally what twitter’s for.

Well, I have to try daily not to be bitter about some aspect of my christian upbringing.

I’ve been to christian boot camp before and I’m still a gay. I honestly feel sorry for both of them.

Presuming she’s not already pregnant.

Indeed, and furthermore, it’s just not true. I know people who don’t work who seem to enjoy all the good things in life. And I’ve known some people who have worked seemingly from birth, and all they have to look forward to is heaven.

How can you enjoy the good things in life when you’re working everyday of your life? That’s a horrible mantra.

Since it was referred to as cingular.

More of this!!!!