My apologies kind sir.

Well, I was just trying not to get too far off track. But I do believe proper prison reform is multi-faceted, and so long as income inequality continues to rise and this war on drugs, things won't get much better in that area.

Undoubtedly there's a big difference between on and at, I suppose I assumed it was on. Possibly because you could then kinda understand why he lost his shit, still doesn't mean you put your hands on people. HS is where it becomes serious and you start to face serious consequences, for although your mental capacity is…

Yes. In most school districts a student is expelled if they assault an adult. I have no idea why you are surprised about that.

Well, that's assault, so expulsion at the least. Would say juvie, but don't really see the point in that, he'll get to prison in due time. Bless his heart. But I'm sure that security guard was a ticking time bomb. Prolly wasn't even the first time he's been spat at, but he should've found another job long before you…

Not just boring, long and boring. Every now and then I'll catch a bit of baseball, and half of the people look bored out of their minds. I'm not that big a sports person unless it's FSU football, but as brutal and barbaric as hockey can be, I'd much rather go to several hockey games than one baseball game. More than…

McConaughey had the most junk in the trunk in that movie, and IMHO prolly one of the juiciest booties in Hollywood. Honorable mention: Christopher Meloni.

I can't help but feel that they should let that bottom toucher die. I grew up loving MJ, but I can't reconcile it with all the things that have come to light since his death.

Me thinks you were just looking for an excuse to say the n word, which is likely a big part of your vernacular.

Damn so as a lefty, I've been cutting my steak wrong all my life? That's such a dumb rule to mention, clearly that's antiquated. Tired of people trying to keep us lefty's down.

Prolly don't have the stamina for McConaughey, I get exhausted even at the mere thought of having sex with McConaughey. Rogen's def more my speed.

Rarely it seems.

Yeah I don't know why he threw that last part in there, as if he hasn't lied on a legal document. I doubt it's possible to become a CEO without lying on a few legal documents here and there. I really get the impression he's trying to work some god angle or something, especially when coupled with the bible verse.

Well, I too found that off putting, I have no idea why you put one of the 10 commandments on your twitter in your defense.

Every time I've watched the Daily Show with my mom, there was something I felt awkward about, she's not sexist or homophobic, but still somewhat of a holy roller.

So they would do tv but not radio?

Nope, not an option, I've pretty much resigned myself to the fact that I can't watch any of the HBO series with my mom, not even VEEP.

Love the Whitney gif, she was fierce.

It was implied when you used the term "Iced."

In Alabama?