I'm prolly on my way with sriracha. It's slogan should be the more you squirt...the more you squirt. :-*(

Didn't think he was cute back in the day, he looks way better now. Also, I'd be remiss if I didn't say that he can wear the hell out of some jeans. They have to be sewn on every morning and cut off at night, b/c they are fit! First noticed it on don't trust that bitch, and then I saw him on something else recently. I…

I'm sure he enjoyed the movie Friday fwiw.

I got several of them during the boycott by mistake b/c they were BOGO at Publix and it totally slipped my mind. Happened several times during the Chick-Fil-A boycott but that's because "chicken sandwich all day every day."

I wouldn't want to be the next black female on SNL for alllllllllll the money in the world. To be fair, I felt the same way about being the first black prez, and we see how that has gone.

Its like somehow each article is more incredible than the previous one. I don't think I'm gonna get any sleep tonight and will likely end up too depressed to fap.

Well its good to know it's not just me that has the thermostat from hell! Just a couple of days ago I had to tape over the program and hold buttons because my mom for some reason always press the program button. It's such a pain in the ass to unprogram it. Somehow I eventually ended up doing it, a few moments before I…

May we never forget the binders! I'm glad they didn't take him to task about his lack of racial diversity in hirings, because he would've had to pull out his binder of blacks.

Well wasn't there that story that came out about him being a bully? It sounds like not much has changed.

I like douchecanoe, it has a ring to it.

I thought this gay network was something made up by ultra conservatives, another one of their conspiracy theories. To know that it's true saddens me. I assumed that there were gay priests, but the idea of so many living a seemingly suppressed life is disheartening. I know it's their choice, but I know what it's like…

Huddle House is not as good. At one time Panama City, FL seemed like they had the most Waffle House ripoffs per capita. They'd be names like the waffle hut or something close. They're even more bootleg than the Huddle House if possible.

RHOA reference FTW!

Why the hate on Adam Levine's taint? Iwouldn't mind smelling it. Is that weird??? But to be fair, you really have to like balls and such I suppose. Not tryin' to be a creep, but I'm just sayin' though...

Super Lulz!

i don't understand my fascination with fire crotches.

I never watched that according to jim deal, but Courtney Thorne-Smith or CTS as I just decided to call her is Melrose Place royalty. I could care less about anything else she does.

such a pretty face.

I'm no prude nor a journalist, but I'm gonna say the vast majority of the articles I read don't have shit in the headlines and I still read them. I was merely saying I could see how, "20-year-old woman WITH special needs..." would be less offensive. I feel that would possibly be more important than adding "can't get…

They were trying to look away from that vagabond beard.