What a confident and eccentric young man!

I can't stand stat heads like Hollinger. They obviously have a place in sports but their data should be used as a guide rather than their Holy Bible. Will Hollinger and his stat heads please STFU about the whole "Dwight Howard deserved the 2011 MVP over Rose." Hollinger once ranked Kyle Weaver (go ahead and google…

Canned beer is so much the best beer.

What a piece of shit article. Really? This is what Memorial day to you is? "A day designated by the federal government for inching glacially northward on I-95 with ten trillion other weekend beachgoers, cursing the day this humid blue turd congealed out of space-garbage in the orbit of a giant ignited fart"? You…

your standards and this site in general need a EPO boost-

I'm not really surprised that somebody came up with this idea. If you do enough drugs, you can think of anything. What surprises me is that somebody else looked at this and said "Yes! This is a great idea! Let's go with it!" Both are severely overpaid and both deserve to lose their jobs.

Anyone has an idea which phone was used to record this? I really like that Image stabilization!!

Holy moley, that's good reporting

He also apparently had sex with the third-most people in his high school class.

based on the yearbook...it doesn't even appear as though he played high school basketball...guys just looks like a giant nerd with zero athletic ability...lunchroom sergeant?

PARSONS: Yeah; I started out as a physics major. But um… but that required more time and attention than… all these other activities afforded me.

I played basketball at NC State in 1983....on the court outside the gym. Way to fluff up that resume to sound like you mattered when you were a bottle washer and not even a benchwarmer. But do we expect anything different from the NBA? Adam Silver was taking advice from an accused child molester and embezzler. Why not…

Besides playing basketball in Hawaii, he also has a birth certificate from the state proving he was born there.

"Instead the 6'4" Parsons enrolled at the University of Hawaii at the age of 16, where he played basketball...on a court out behind his dorm."

So, no?

You mean those guys he played with at the court near the beach weren't on the varsity team?

"Look at all those beautiful black bodies" - Daniel Sterling

"Lower and around the front....that's perfect...."

I'll bet anything Cuban says something Sterling-esh someday, except Cuban says it about women. I'll bet on it. Then again, I bet on the Mavs today, too, so...

I always assumed that Cuban would be the taker and not the giver.