I should have remembered that more often than not, you’re a contentious jerk looking for an argument so you can wank over just how Right on the Internet you are. Enjoy your day.

I think you’re being disingenuous. You’ve been here for years, and so have I. We both know exactly what kind of reaction “I’m not impressed by basic decency” is going to get in a place where “I’m not crying, YOU’RE crying!” is the chief response to feel-good videos and articles.