Looks like a Bobcat Goldthwait movie.

I thought Wayne's World would have gone over 50x better if they'd stopped at one Kanye joke. Instead they brought it back like 3 more times, and it just felt awkward and desperate.

I am stalwart in my against-society opinion that Benedict Cumberbatch is not hot. Peer pressure and all of the world's opinion be damned.

But when we interfere we actually make things worse, if we want to do something we need not play World Police but work along side the countries who have to deal with ISIS.

Yes I'm sure she understands everything that is written and spoken about her father.... except for the fact she's not even two years old, and has the word comprehension and attention span of a... wait for it.. TWO YEAR OLD.

Wishbone never said that BSDM relationships are abusive. They said that 50 Shades of Grey romanticizes abusive relationships. Which is does. 50 Shades ≠ BSDM.

If only it hadn't been in a Californians sketch. Why that and Mary Gallagher got trotted out for a best of show is beyond me.

I returned to my stick-shift Toyota Corolla post-workout to find the door jimmed, the drivers seat thrown back and the steering wheel tilted down. The poor dear got so close to felony vehicle theft but for my manual transmission. Yes, it is a theft detergent and should be compensated accordingly.

Every gal should learn how to handle a stick.

I agree with you except.. The lower torso area is so photoshopped to hell that it looks extra creepy. Well, to me anyway. I can't quite explain it. Like her crotch just stopped or got cut off or something. Like she is going to remove the bottoms and we are all going to discover she has a crotch like a Barbie.

Oh come on! Megan Mullally is the exact same age as Madonna, and she is sex on legs. I have not heard of a single person complaining about her and if I did' I'd assume they were braindamaged or something. Helen Mirren is almost ten years older and when she walks into a room, everything stops. Julianne Moore is wearing…

Her downfall was when she did a book called "Sex" - and the few penis seen were all limp. She knew that showing erections would mean the book being sold only in porn shops, so she titillated as far as she could without really pushing the envelope. She hopped on underground art and exploited them for her own image…

Oh, shove your evobullshit up your ass.

Same damn family member who went off on a rant about Uma's MAKEUP being plastic surgery and "when are women going to be allowed to age gracefully" (dear lord, when idiots like you stop making it about appearance!?) posted this nugget too with scads of praise. She really lacks self-awareness.

I noticed you use the past tense a lot. That's because Madonna WAS awesome once, and a force to be reckoned with. She isn't anymore, and as much as people admired her before, they are disappointed in her now. And people used to admire her a LOT.

is this what happens to someone's sense of humor when they read Atlas Shrugged over and over?

"there is no acceptable level of any chemical to ingest, ever"

Good boyfriend choice! And yeah, not shedding any tears over Cumberface. He comes from a family that made their fortune from slave-labor plantations. And then he goes and says weird stuff about "colored" people and poor people and, well, NO. He's gross. Hard pass on this guy.

I hate Ross. He is the worst Friend. His quirks made him just more irritating, unlike Joey or Phoebe or my third nippled friend.

so can't have an abortion, can't give birth safely..... great