When is she finally going to just lay back and diddle herself with the microphone?

I feel as if she needs to give that tongue a thorough brushing. Blegh.

Speaking of her, I'm a little annoyed by her "not showing her face" shtick. She said she's doing it because she doesn't want people to recognize her when she goes out, but that's counterproductive because everyone knows what she looks like and even if they don't, her face is only a Google search away. I still like her…

I can imagine with recent reports, their focus on him might have become slightly more intense.

Now, I'm not saying the LA County Sherriff's Department is corrupt, but I can guarantee that if they subpoena his phone records, TMZ will be telling us which doctors Bruce has been in contact with in no time flat.

::dry heaves because of her hysterical crying::

This is the truth. The idea that babies can't be left alone even for a second is not universal, and not necessarily correct.

Stop changing your sizing, drop your prices 15%, and give me interesting takes on classic styles.

And this is the same woman who's now making a living by promoting Botox and those no smoking cigarettes!?

Those people were/are fucked and should not be considered a source of credible or sane information or ideas.

And the "stagecraft" is just dopey sharks.

I think the embarassing part is the fact that Katy Perry might be the worst dancer in the industry.

They've been trying to get women to stop wearing skinny jeans for years now, with the only real change being a change from low rise to tit high. We've cycled through enough silhouettes for most women to know which looks to give a pass to, and most women would think this would be supremely unflattering. My prediction…

Nah.

I worked in doctors office. I collected the paper that held the diagnoses for you after you saw the doctor as well as your co-pay. When I told a guy his copay was 10 dollars, he gave me a "bill" and told me to keep the change and basically bolted out.

I bring thee gifts:

I would fully back a ban on auto, semi auto, and handguns. But I come from a long tradition of hunters and live in a state with a proud hunting tradition. And yes, we eat what we hunt, it isn't for trophies. I think that would be a fair compromise. You don't hear often about crimes or child accidents happening with…

They have a 3 yr old, a 2 yr old and another one almost born and they are living in a motel room. No, I'm not at all surprised they would keep a loaded handgun accessible to children. I imagine their whole world is just one bad decision after another.

Yup, based on my own experience that 'dead inside' feeling is indeed the advance forces of depression stomping on your soul. Exercise sometimes works, but it is often sensible to book a chat with a professional psychotherapist (heck, talk to your priest as well, if you keep a faith).

Despite what I sometimes imply about my mom, she's pretty chill on the landing a man front. She wants grandkids, though; every now and then she'll get drunk and whine about that. My dad was even worse on that end. He was always like, "Never get married; marriage is a bullshit soul-detroying institution for suckers.…