The part where he says “I let you down man...” immediately made me tear up. The way the movie handled Aaron was way better than the comics and I’m very thankful for it.

To adopt the morality of the NFL you have be totally certain and totally confused at the same time.

Since the start of Trump’s turn, with a Congress completely under his control, the national debt increased $2 trillion. But somehow, the burden of budgets and debt is always placed on the left. It’s time we let that shit die.

That is some level 99 nerd cred there. Not only quoting Spock, but quoting Spock from Undiscovered Country. Epic. Especially since that quote may have been the only redeeming element of that movie... ;)

Dear Dazed and Confused:

Is there any chance that the money is so big, in part, because Chelsea hopes that if he becomes any good he’ll bring with him a sizeable American fanbase/viewership?

I personally enjoy the opportunity to watch Notre Dame get beat by 30 on National TV.  And because those cowards pick their schedule,  the bowl game is usually our best chance 

Was headed toward putting my bets in tonight, and was sold on Notre Dame keeping it close (line was 10.5 when I was looking) and I had two friends basically force me to bet on Clemson instead. Those are some good friends, the fuck was I thinking? 

Today, Michigan fans might beg to differ.

It’s his own fault. If he lived in the US, he wouldn’t have had health insurance so he couldn’t have had surgery. Problem solved.

I was running the numbers, and the starting 11 for the Gibraltar national football team represents 0.03% of the population. Which sounds tiny, except it’s the equivalent of the US fielding 104m players. Which would allow us to fill the pitch completely shoulder-to-shoulder, yet still somehow give up a goal to a…

Sigh... so R is a nurse who doesn’t understand how emergency contraception works, which means she also doesn’t understand basic anatomy or major medications. Remind me to avoid that hospital.

Seconded. Run, run far, run fast, do not look back, and when you feel that you have run far enough... run another couple of blocks to be sure. That is a gigantic can of batshit-crazy you’ve opened up and the more distance between you and that business, the better.

“It is our conclusion that FBI really does stand for Fucking Bunch of Idiots. The only good feebs were Mulder and Scully.” - The Justice Department

I used to drink soft drinks/soda/pop pretty regularly; when I quit them I lost 12 lbs in the space of a couple of weeks, without making any other changes in my life. Obviously other people’s results might vary, but for a lot of people it’s a relatively easy change that can have a surprisingly large effect.

Your handle is how I feel each day I read the news in our country....

He couldn’t be dumb enough to have someone break-in and demand the same items that are being requested in the court proceedings... could he?

I got physically further and further away from the computer as I read this article. My stomach actually began to ache. 

I’m sorry, but this kind of crap is why Trump is president.  You don’t get to gloss over history for it not being woke enough.

I was going to make a comment about “anime/game thing reimagined as sexy female cosplay getting kind of old” and then I saw the Dugtrio/Sudowoodo group and I’ll sit myself in my time-out corner now.