I’m from San Francisco, so I always feel like I’m getting a good deal when I buy food at an airport.

Yeah, I sent Nordstrom e-giftcards to a lot of the women and children in my life after I heard about the tweet. You know, because they are the ones actually being treated so unfairly by this Republican administration.

Is it naive to think we should somehow be getting recording devices to people with visas and green cards on inbound flights from the named Muslim-majority countries?

Steve Bannon looks like he can only really fall into a deep sleep after spending the night hysterically sobbing, “Disgusting! You’re disgusting! No wonder nobody loves you,” and punching himself repeatedly in the thigh.

Steve Bannon looks like he’s three decades deep in a vicious binge/purge cycle.

Steve Bannon looks like he’s been preparing for the role of “bloated corpse dragged from bottom of murky pond” for the last 17 years.

Steve Bannon looks like that time my ingrown pube turned into a life threatening abscess.

Steve Bannon looks like he has at least two murdered bodies in the trunk of his car at any given moment.

Steve Bannon looks like calls the prostitutes he hires ‘mother’.

Steve Bannon looks like he’d do anything just to hear his dad say, I’m proud of you Son.

Steve Bannon looks like he wishes someone, somewhere felt even just an inkling of love for him.

Steve Bannon looks like he has to excuse himself to the bathroom so he can smell his fingers any time his hand brushes against his dick.

Steve Bannon looks like he mutters, “you fat cunt,” every time he catches a glimpse of himself in the mirror.

Steve Bannon looks like a fine example of what humans would look like if we had a larval stage.

Steve Bannon looks like that time I ate raw cookie dough and threw up for a week.

Steve Bannon looks like scientists were finally successful in their mission to create lab grown meat.

Steve Bannon looks like the last sexual contact he had involved his neighbor’s missing Cairn Terrier and a jar of Jiffy.

Steve Bannon looks like he cries in the fetal position after he touches himself.

Steve Bannon looks like deep down he really, really hates himself.