God I hate America's wang. And I have a deep appreciation of almost all wang.

When your girlfriend says yes to a proposal you don't leave her at a campsite and run off on your own. You spend the rest of the day canoodling. Rock climbers are an odd bunch.

I'm glad you are doing this. I thought about trying to put together something similar based on video clips and stories from the past year. Here is one for the list, TYT does a good job covering these shootings.

Yet more proof that the gates to hell must be located in FL. The land of idiots, gun nuts, bathsalt zombies, and bikinis.

MD 20/20 was our "Wine" of choice back in HS. Thank god my tastes have evolved... Two Buck Chuck anyone? ;-)

If you want a white female rapper with actual talent that title goes to

When I was a kid I would have loved exploring that place. I find places and things like this oddly beautiful.

This was too funny. Definitely made me smile. Vote Democrat! :-)~

Wow 42 passes as 24 in the UK. I'm in the wrong country!

I think I found someone who would gladly take that hellion off her hands.

Um. I did not realize that the Grand Canyon was clothing optional.

Mark! I would have kicked a kitten to swap places with you for that interview. So Jelly!

Strawberry Jam removed from lip. Lol.

Good for her, but I think she looks like very other blonde model out there. Not sure what all the hype is about.

"Oh, and J.Lo won't ever date Pitbull because he's "Mr. Worldwide and he ain't got no time for me." Hmm, for me it would be because he's butt ugly and a womanizer.. but you know, as long as the end result is the same.

"Lots of shit is hard for kids." Yeah, lots of shit is hard for adults too. He can get over it. Dump the girlfriend and get yourself a new dog. Life lessons go both ways Mark.

My mother (Janice) almost ended up with an unfortunate name. Her mother wanted to name her Karen Kay Berrie. Which is all fine and good. But she took my fathers last name which is Kirby. Would have been one of the worst monograms ever.

Omg! How did I not know about "There's Something About Miriam"!!! Watched a clip of the final reveal. Priceless.

Angry dogs show their teeth, if the little guy was pissed enough to prance around on his hind legs I imagine he was all teeth for two days as well.

I totally just chortled. That was too funny Banchovi.