Fucking white people.

Paul Ryan honest re-write:

There is literally nothing he could say that wouldn’t cause deep emotional distress to some sector of the queer community. The very fact that he, a straight white cis man, is involved in ANYTHING LGBTQ is already cause for a few dozen thinkpieces.

Preach. I am so damn tired of sounding alarms without context. This article fails to mention that Andrew’s character in the play is a former drag queen. Nor have the majority of the people slamming Andrew seen his performance to judge whether or not Andrew takes his cues from a two bit Drag Race drama queen. This is…

But it’s about to happen over a Trump candidacy.

Emotions are confusing. Gather the shards of your emotions like loose change in a couch and deposit them into your favorite sports teams. There. Sad is the one you feel when the team plays poorly. Happy is the one you feel when your team does well. Pride is the one you feel when strangers on a bus bring a trophy to…

10. Movies like The Hunt for Red October and Crimson Tide look so real but are full of holes. If you want to know what it’s like on a submarine watch Down Periscope. I knew every character in that movie in real life.