West Virginia Gov. Jim Justice for president! Imagine him at the debates flinging actual dung on our Führer!

You would think that instigating a nuclear war with a foreign country would be a clear violation of the Twitter TOS.

“As a result of the report, the Interior Department has ordered additional harassment training and prevention for supervisors.”

My wife when she was in the military had “sexual assault prevention” classes. She physically left the class in anger when the instructor and the class materials continued outdated stereotypes, victim blaming, and placing blame on everyone but the person who did it.

Even the bears there are inappropriate

With all due respect, I wish you’d all stay home and fix your country.

I’m surprised the guy is pulling for a friend so much. Usually in West Virginia people are trying to get their relatives in different positions, not friends!

Photographic evidence that Mar-a-Lago has a giant turd just sitting in the middle of the eating area:

At least he never made it to Denny’s.

She just wants out of her contract so Bill O’Reilly can bring her into Fox News, take her under his wing and really help her career out.

Noteworthy that the president never issued a “thoughts and prayers” statement about this tragedy.

Teenagers are dumb. If you really want them drinking water just tell them “It’ll make your dick huge.” They’ll drink gallons of the stuff.

What about Anal Roberts? What are their recruiting policies?

Wow. It would be so much easier just to admit you’re gay, suck a cock, get over yourself and finally enjoy life.

I smell rivalry. Can’t wait until the next time these two teams meet.

Missing the shot AND dragging your nuts across your parents heads is a really bad day.

If only all UCLA’s players could overcome their parents.

He looks like a guy who knows his wife is fucking around on him this case it happens to be by his father in law.